To My Fellow Heathens,
Do you find yourself trapped in rather peculiar situations connected to the occult? If so, you have come to the right place. My name is Staan, I am an expert of sorts. A leading figure of all things dark and horrifying, you could even say I wrote the book on it. I can help you out of your … delicate situations….
ACCIDENTALLY JOINED AN OCCULT?
My Dearest Adam,
So you say that you unwittingly signed a contract to enter into relaxing six-week spa retreat and now due to an unfortunate oversight on your part and gross inability to read the fine print are now unable to leave voluntarily now that things are beginning to get a little weird. By weird do you mean to say that …?